Out in the Weird West where the wendigo play, a dusty town called Gomorra sits at the crossroads of Law and Undeath. Join us as we talk about AEG’s revamp of the classic card game Doomtown.
Apologies to Vin Diesel, et al. We mean no disrespect. It’s just that the F&F films have a dearth of fast food-related plotlines and far too little Eva Mendez.
In this video, Stu will be playing the role of Ms. Mendez. Just look how sassy he gets at the end. If you look and listen carefully, you’ll see the bumper start to come off of my car.
We live in a world that has walls and those walls are destroyed by giant monocolored lizards. Who’s gonna protect us from them? You?
You have a luxury, the luxury of not knowing what I know. That a meeple’s death, while tragic, probably gained you victory points. And the dinos’ existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, gains you victory points.
You don’t want the truth because deep down in places you don’t talk about at the game shop, you want those meeples to be eaten. You need those meeples to be eaten.
We use words like Demolish, Breath Attack, Chow Down. We use those words as the backbone of a morning spent board gaming. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor inclination to explain this game to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of . . . I really have no idea where I’m going with this anymore. Jack Nicholson for lyfe.